You know you're truly travelling when...
- The horn becomes the most important part of a vehicle and the handbrake is replaced by a rock
- Indicators haven't yet been invented
- The toilets are nothing more than a hole in the ground and you're lucky if that hole has been emptied recently
- There are more goats than people on the roads
- Dogs run free (no little doggy outfits here!)
- Cows start to look more like camels (they have humps)
- You won't find a bus manufactured after 1972 anywhere
- You eat like a King for less than the price of a bottle of beer
- Shouting is the most polite way of talking to one another
- The changes of dying from electrocution whilst simply plugging in your phone charger increase by 10000
- You can travel across an entire country for less than the cost of an off-peak London Underground day travel card
- Health & Safety - what Health & Safety??
- People will actually smile and talk to you
- Oh... and Sean starts looking like this:
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