Tuesday 17 May 2011

7 Step Plan

As an aside, I'd like to provide a seven-step advice programme for anyone who is planning on finding themselves in the little town of Solitaire, in the Namibian desert:

1) Find the bakery (not tough, there are about three shops and one of them is the bakery)
2) Buy a slice of the apple pie
3) Eat it
4) Faint with ecstasy
5) Revive yourself, go back in and buy one of the brownies
6) Eat it
7) Repeat step 4

Seriously, it's that good.

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